Recreate any game/film/album cover using only clip art and Comic Sans
i’m scREaming at ursula omG
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what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
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so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
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THE HOLLA COURSE
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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me doing a power point presentation in class
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everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
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Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”
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“Heavens Trail” A place in Ireland where every two years on June 10-18 the stars line up with this path.
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is this masturbation?
nah this is like unlimited energy. my nigga made the tesseract
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The many identities of Stanley Tucci.
#if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus
Never have I seen a more accurate tag.
He’s creepy as shit in The Lovely Bones
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More than average tech nerd, sarcastic comedian, appreciator of music, and proud musician, but nothing is more important to me than my friends and family. I'm a hopeless romantic who wears my heart on my sleeve, and have a good amount of love to give. I'll respect your opinions if you respect mine and I have very little tolerance for ignorance.
